foxnewsofficial: walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password”
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Finding someone hot who also sails
"Sailing isn't even a sport."
Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob...– Hugo Schwyzer (via arpeggia) AMEN (via grenadeinagarden)
saddeer: i went to public school okay i know how to hit a bong
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
urbancatfitters: i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
mid2000snatalieportman: lvysaur: with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us yeah they’re called the staff
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
troyyy: GIRL.. I KNOW YOU WANT DIH DICK